and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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