You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
where are my eyebrows?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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