You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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