After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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