i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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