im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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