Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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