I only kidnapped one of them. chill
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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