I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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