Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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