Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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