I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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