did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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