If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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