Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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