He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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