I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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