all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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