i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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