Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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