Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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