hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
