ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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