Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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