fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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