I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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