he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
