I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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