He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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