so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How drunk are you?
Completed.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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