her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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