Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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