We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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