I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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