I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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