Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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