oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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