It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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