Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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