Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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