Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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