Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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