margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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