no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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