Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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