Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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