if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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