honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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