i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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