Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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