Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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