I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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