God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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